Sunday, September 22, 2013

So I've caught the bastard.

The runner can run no more. Might have something to do with his broken legs.
What? Don't look at me like that. He tripped and fell off a three story building. Wasn't my fault.
Well okay I WAS chasing him so it kind of is my fault.

The slippery bastard can slip no more. He's still alive, for as long as he entertains me. Unfortunately for him I get bored quickly. But that doesn't matter because my men are finally receiving the training they needed. Soon we can move in on our real target.

Who? I won't spoil that surprise.


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    1. I'm debating on wether I should answer that question or not. On the one hand its vague enough to be unimportant. On the other hand it would really narrow down possible targets.

      I'm in a good mood so I'll go with it. Female.

    2. If you're wondering if its you. Then no, you're not important enough. BUT then again that's exactly what I'd say if it WAS you. Hehe.

    3. No, I didn't think it would be me. Mostly because I would take a machete and jam it up your dick hole if you so much as trod near me.

      Does she blog?

    4. I wasn't aware I had a dick hole. That's the thing though, you don't know what I look like. For all you know you bumped into me already and just didn't know it. Any idea how easy it is to sneak up on a runner if they don't know I'm a proxy?

      No, she's not blogging, yet(?).

    5. It doesn't matter, because what you just said rules me out. I mean, you're welcome to come after me because I'm feeling a little suicidal / homicidal.

      I must apologise, I'm not normally this bitchy..... you got me at a bad bad time.

      Does she fight?

    6. Well once I get bored of little old slippery Peter over here, I might come after you next. Depending on when my men are ready to go after her.

      If she didn't fight they wouldn't send me after her. If she didn't fight, we'd already have her. So yes, she does.

  2. Torture? Seems wasteful. Not to mention it sets a bad pattern.

    1. Wasteful how exactly? I'm just killing time. Don't worry I'm not using the weapons you sent. I have .. my own toys for this. The weapons are for my men. Who are still being trained, which is why I need something to kill time.