Sunday, October 6, 2013

Status report.

Discordia: "A proxy base in the west is being attacked. Sent my men as reinforcements."



Assistant:"More bases are being attacked Ma'am."
Discordia:"Which ones?"
Assistant:"All of them."
Discordia:"What the fuck, how is that even possible?"
Assistant:"I don't know Ma-"


An explosion. Heh. They're here. Finally.

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8 comments:

  1. Alicia OwlyOctober 6, 2013 at 6:49 AM

    You wanted us to bring it. We brought it.

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    1. DiscordiaOctober 8, 2013 at 4:52 AM

      You made one mistake. You didn't finish the job. You'll regret not killing me.

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  2. CarterOctober 7, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    Hope you're all having fun. Some bases had horrible security. Just saying. Not sure if you were directly involved in some of these bases, but my group has hit at least 5 in the US alone this last week.

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    1. DiscordiaOctober 8, 2013 at 4:54 AM

      I'm only in charge of the Belgian bases. I don't give a shit about other bases outside my region. And as far as I know EAT only attacked my bases.

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    2. CarterOctober 11, 2013 at 3:18 PM

      I see. Have fun over there, from what I've been told, a lot of you over there can't put up much of a fight.

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    3. DiscordiaOctober 17, 2013 at 5:35 AM

      That was before I took over. My predecessor was an idiot.

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  3. KelevraOctober 12, 2013 at 2:46 PM

    I have mixed feelings about you, on one hand I just wanna tear your head off of your shoulders, yet on the other hand, I want to pat you on the back.

    We'll see what happens to you next.

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    1. DiscordiaOctober 17, 2013 at 5:38 AM

      How about neither. Both those options include me being touched by a necrophiliac. Not gonna happen.

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